From the Red Cross today:
Premature babies, cancer patients, accident victims, burn patients - they thank you too, as they could not receive critical treatment without donations from people like you.
Okay, so they know I haven't been there in a month or more, but they are better at guilt than a Catholic Mother-in-Law, aren't they?
So when are you considered safe to donate after spending two days hugging the porcelain goddess for her oh so cool comfort on your flushed forehead?
Okay, okay, I'm going already. I wasn't stalling, honest. Pushy pushy. Sheesh!
Premature babies, cancer patients, accident victims, burn patients - they thank you too, as they could not receive critical treatment without donations from people like you.
Okay, so they know I haven't been there in a month or more, but they are better at guilt than a Catholic Mother-in-Law, aren't they?
So when are you considered safe to donate after spending two days hugging the porcelain goddess for her oh so cool comfort on your flushed forehead?
Okay, okay, I'm going already. I wasn't stalling, honest. Pushy pushy. Sheesh!
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