Blonde Jokes

I typically eschew pages that are simply cut and paste joke centers. We all have a bevvy of email folks that send this type of 'filler' to our mailboxes, why spread the plague? However, I'm posting a joke I received today from my father.

My dad has a connection in mind that links me with blonde jokes. Yes, I am still mostly blonde (as are all my siblings, so why I'm singled out is a mystery). But at this point, several years hence from the inception of this now time honored tradition, I fail to remember why.

He's always given me credit for having a fairly intelligent mind, so I take the blonde jokes leveled in my direction with the sense of humor with which they were intended. At least, it is my hope that this isn't some thinly veiled way of telling me to get my tuckus back to college, lol.

These days, every time I see a blonde joke, I think of my dad.

Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever! Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole-digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole-digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."